Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Chicago Cubs Declare Bankruptcy

The Chicago Cubs filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection yesterday. Chicago Cubs fans have been waiting for something good to happen for 101 years. Their last World Series title was in 1908. That's 1908.

They are of all sports fans the ones most to be pitied. Let me take you back in time to an earlier lament when the Cubs were still considered the team to beat. It was right near the beginning of their long losing streak.

Baseball's Sad Lexicon

A poem by New York Newspaper Columnist Franklin Pierce Adams, published in 1910
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These are the saddest of possible words:
"Tinker to Evers to Chance."
Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,
Tinker and Evers and Chance.
Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,
Making a Giant hit into a double--
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:
"Tinker to Evers to Chance."

"Pricking our gonfalon bubble" means popping the balloon of pennant hopes for the poet's beloved team of choice, the New York Giants. Joe Tinker, Johnny Evers, and Frank Chance were a renowned double-play combination who helped the Chicago Cubs win four National League pennants (1906-08, 1910) and two World Series titles (1907-8). This was the Cubs' last hurrah.

The bankrupt Cubs could use them today.